God damn it. I hate the feeling of being late. It is so not me man. These few days i've been late for anything that i applied for. One example is driving. Starts at 9.50. I alarmed at 7.45am but only woke up at 9. Champion right. So what was my alternative choice? Bath eat and cabbed to bbdc. Bo bian.
I waited 40mins for a cab. At last, my effort was worth it. I got a MPV cab that charged normal rate. Lucky man. Or else, i would have given it a miss. Had a good conversation with the taxi driver. Well spoke english. Here was how it went:
Driver (D)
Haaziq (H)
H: woah uncle, i waited 40 mins for a taxi man.
D: Really ar?
H: Yeah.
D: Nowadays BP area lesser people take cab. That's why we dont drive in.
H: *Nodded head in pity*
This moment sparked the conversation.
D: Eh fucker
H: *gave that stunned face. Call me as if he knows me well. I looked at him.*
Perhaps it was nice timing. When we were at the junction, both of us stared at a china(C) girl that walked past. Beautiful on the outside. Then he started with the topic Prostitute. LOL!!! Very open-minded driver!
D: You know ar friend... C girls are very good to f*** one.
H:*i burst out into laughter. I have nothing to say to the uncle*
H: How you know ar uncle? You experience before meh?
D: Eh little man (-.-) look at me man. How old am i?
H: LOL.
D: They charge you very expensive you know. A few hundreds for an hour or night. Back at their homeland, they are only worth tens of dollars.
H: Aiya, nowadays common liao. They are only attracted to money.
D: Yeah man. you are right!
then he shared his experience(no, a friend of his, an indian(I) man wooing C girls)
D: you know ar... my I friend wooed a C girl before at a pub after driving. We went in together to drink. Then he cannot tahan ar, he left us and went to look for one. Got the number liao. Next day he came back alone and F*** that C girl. Then you know what he said? Alamak!!! She cheat my money lar! Not good to PLAY one! Outside nice only, when playing time ar, like f***. So soft.
H: as usual, i laughed. haha!!! Then what you say to your friend?
D: I told him before this kind of girls only go for money. They dont give you pleasure. You want pleasure go for Viet. Young and cheap. (in my heart, why drag in vietnam?!) Philipines also another one. Go for money. Same as C girls.
H: Ouhhhhh....
D: Then i say... with the money he spent on her, he can go and masturbate himself in the toilet lar.
H: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That marked the end of our driver-passenger dirty talks. Then we went back to our first topic;driving.
D: So ar boy, you take what licence?
H: i take class 3 licence. Dont want bike. not safe.
D: good choice. Then where are you now? Theory or practical?
H: Theory lar uncle. Not so fast man. Just enrolled only.
D: Nevermind lar, now young can OTOT(own time own target)
H: yeah man. Ok uncle, can alight me at the entrance ar.
D: yeah sure sure.
H: thanks ar
D: welcome
I alighted and went in. He went to a coffeeshop nearby for breakfst.
What a good start today!
I waited 40mins for a cab. At last, my effort was worth it. I got a MPV cab that charged normal rate. Lucky man. Or else, i would have given it a miss. Had a good conversation with the taxi driver. Well spoke english. Here was how it went:
Driver (D)
Haaziq (H)
H: woah uncle, i waited 40 mins for a taxi man.
D: Really ar?
H: Yeah.
D: Nowadays BP area lesser people take cab. That's why we dont drive in.
H: *Nodded head in pity*
This moment sparked the conversation.
D: Eh fucker
H: *gave that stunned face. Call me as if he knows me well. I looked at him.*
Perhaps it was nice timing. When we were at the junction, both of us stared at a china(C) girl that walked past. Beautiful on the outside. Then he started with the topic Prostitute. LOL!!! Very open-minded driver!
D: You know ar friend... C girls are very good to f*** one.
H:*i burst out into laughter. I have nothing to say to the uncle*
H: How you know ar uncle? You experience before meh?
D: Eh little man (-.-) look at me man. How old am i?
H: LOL.
D: They charge you very expensive you know. A few hundreds for an hour or night. Back at their homeland, they are only worth tens of dollars.
H: Aiya, nowadays common liao. They are only attracted to money.
D: Yeah man. you are right!
then he shared his experience(no, a friend of his, an indian(I) man wooing C girls)
D: you know ar... my I friend wooed a C girl before at a pub after driving. We went in together to drink. Then he cannot tahan ar, he left us and went to look for one. Got the number liao. Next day he came back alone and F*** that C girl. Then you know what he said? Alamak!!! She cheat my money lar! Not good to PLAY one! Outside nice only, when playing time ar, like f***. So soft.
H: as usual, i laughed. haha!!! Then what you say to your friend?
D: I told him before this kind of girls only go for money. They dont give you pleasure. You want pleasure go for Viet. Young and cheap. (in my heart, why drag in vietnam?!) Philipines also another one. Go for money. Same as C girls.
H: Ouhhhhh....
D: Then i say... with the money he spent on her, he can go and masturbate himself in the toilet lar.
H: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That marked the end of our driver-passenger dirty talks. Then we went back to our first topic;driving.
D: So ar boy, you take what licence?
H: i take class 3 licence. Dont want bike. not safe.
D: good choice. Then where are you now? Theory or practical?
H: Theory lar uncle. Not so fast man. Just enrolled only.
D: Nevermind lar, now young can OTOT(own time own target)
H: yeah man. Ok uncle, can alight me at the entrance ar.
D: yeah sure sure.
H: thanks ar
D: welcome
I alighted and went in. He went to a coffeeshop nearby for breakfst.
What a good start today!